Are you an adult who feels the overwhelming need to justify your passion for stacking colorful plastic bricks by calling them "art"? Perfect. Icons are here to make you feel sophisticated while secretly indulging your childhood dreams.

So start thinking about this! How will you awkwardly explain to dinner guests why your kitchen table is unusable for meals ("Sorry, it’s the centerpiece now."), and this is why you're buying a wall mount from me!

So go ahead. Buy that Icons set. Display it proudly. Take 47 photos of it with dramatic lighting and post them online with the caption “Modern art meets nostalgia.” But deep down, remember this: it's still a kids' toy, and you're just a very tall child with disposable income. Icons: Because growing up is optional, but making excuses isn’t.